I can tell it's a real photo because it's in colour, and everyone knows that photos are in colour.
Click to view full size!
- Chris
Monday, March 31, 2008
CRUWYSING THROUGH TIME Episode 1.
Whilst hunting for photos of Cruwys when he was younger, I uncovered this photo of him when he was a baby. He seems to be fighting some sort of giant space octopus, from space. It's definitely Mr. Cruwys because it has a beard, and I don't know anybody else with laser-eye and lightning powers who has a beard.
I can tell it's a real photo because it's in colour, and everyone knows that photos are in colour.
Click to view full size!
- Chris
I can tell it's a real photo because it's in colour, and everyone knows that photos are in colour.
Click to view full size!
- Chris
Mr. Cruwys Facts
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mr. Cruwys.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Mr. Cruwys 's computer. Mr. Cruwys is always in control.
If you have five dollars and Mr. Cruwys has five dollars, Mr. Cruwys has more money than you.
Mr. Cruwys doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Mr. Cruwys has allowed to live.
Mr. Cruwys can slam a revolving door.
Mr. Cruwys does not get frostbite. Mr. Cruwys bites frost
There is no such thing as Global warming, Mr. Cruwys got cold so decided to turn the sun up.
Mr. Cruwys doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Mr. Cruwys’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Mr. Cruwys is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Mr. Cruwys counted to infinity - twice.
When Mr. Cruwys falls in water, Mr. Cruwys doesn't get wet. Water gets Mr. Cruwys.
Mr. Cruwys CAN believe it's not butter.
Mr. Cruwys can divide by zero.
Mr. Cruwys has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
On his birthday, Mr. Cruwys randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
It takes Mr. Cruwys 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mr. Cruwys pajamas.
DIAF.
- Sean
There is no 'ctrl' button on Mr. Cruwys 's computer. Mr. Cruwys is always in control.
If you have five dollars and Mr. Cruwys has five dollars, Mr. Cruwys has more money than you.
Mr. Cruwys doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Mr. Cruwys has allowed to live.
Mr. Cruwys can slam a revolving door.
Mr. Cruwys does not get frostbite. Mr. Cruwys bites frost
There is no such thing as Global warming, Mr. Cruwys got cold so decided to turn the sun up.
Mr. Cruwys doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Mr. Cruwys’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Mr. Cruwys is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Mr. Cruwys counted to infinity - twice.
When Mr. Cruwys falls in water, Mr. Cruwys doesn't get wet. Water gets Mr. Cruwys.
Mr. Cruwys CAN believe it's not butter.
Mr. Cruwys can divide by zero.
Mr. Cruwys has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
On his birthday, Mr. Cruwys randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
It takes Mr. Cruwys 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mr. Cruwys pajamas.
DIAF.
- Sean
so popular!!!
hello all,
its been so long since my last post but finally i'm back after 2 days!!! luckily sean was able to get a good snap of what mr cruwys has been up to in the last weekend i cant believe he managed to get such a good photo... talk about being prepared for everything and why does he watch oprah anyway????
WOW... its amazing... we've had a record two comments from people that are not in our IT class for one of our posts, to celebrate we have cake!!!
unfortunately our segment cruwysing through time has to be cancelled due to mr cruwys not allowing us to show photos of him from previous years but hopefully chris might be able to scurrage some from some unknown recess of his sources. but with only 5 days left to go with our assignment everyones having to work hard for once it might have to wait, mr cruwys has been reminiscing the old times by sporting his MacTechies shirt that he got back in 2001... thats seven years ago for all those apps maths people.
Anyway better get back to work....
have a good one
Petey
ps: the cake is a lie...
its been so long since my last post but finally i'm back after 2 days!!! luckily sean was able to get a good snap of what mr cruwys has been up to in the last weekend i cant believe he managed to get such a good photo... talk about being prepared for everything and why does he watch oprah anyway????
WOW... its amazing... we've had a record two comments from people that are not in our IT class for one of our posts, to celebrate we have cake!!!
unfortunately our segment cruwysing through time has to be cancelled due to mr cruwys not allowing us to show photos of him from previous years but hopefully chris might be able to scurrage some from some unknown recess of his sources. but with only 5 days left to go with our assignment everyones having to work hard for once it might have to wait, mr cruwys has been reminiscing the old times by sporting his MacTechies shirt that he got back in 2001... thats seven years ago for all those apps maths people.
Anyway better get back to work....
have a good one
Petey
ps: the cake is a lie...
Sunday, March 30, 2008
TOM CRUWYS
Hey everybody,
Cruwys has been spotted in public again, this time on oprah!!! I managed to take a quick snapshot before he left hope you all enjoy.
Peace out ya'll
- Sean
Cruwys has been spotted in public again, this time on oprah!!! I managed to take a quick snapshot before he left hope you all enjoy.
Peace out ya'll
- Sean
Friday, March 28, 2008
two blogs??? one day???
Wow... two blogs in one day.. i think this is a new record!!! its been a long day today with about 2 hours worth of IT today and a specialist test and i've still got one more lesson to go. Today people are feeling the crunch of the assignment which has now reached the one week to go mark and so people have had to put their heads down and actually do work for once, completely the opposite of dm IT. Sean fully took apart his USB and got it working again by holding the processor chip to the connector, i was fully expecting him to get shocked but i think he might be safe. Not much else has happened today theres a very subdued atmosphere this may be due to 5 of us having just had a really annoyingly hard test and so don't have much energy to do anything. anyway i'd better go before mr cruwys comes over here....
have a good one
Petey
have a good one
Petey
Work???
Hello all,
wow theres been two pictures uploaded since i last did a post impressive... i especially liked the detail of seans vodka cruwyser... well done!!! todays dm lesson as usual didn't involve much work but instead we debated which football code was the best, with a toss up between union and AFL. Throughout the lesson various james bond tunes where hummed as well but i'm not quite sure why we were doing this all i remember is sean walking in whistling it and so it's been stuck in my head every since... its a pretty catchy tune!! Sean took apart his USB and found some interesting substances within and it no longer works properly, maybe thats a sign that he shouldn't have been dissecting it.... anyway i have a specialist maths exam next lesson so i'd start studying for it!!!!
have a good one
Petey
wow theres been two pictures uploaded since i last did a post impressive... i especially liked the detail of seans vodka cruwyser... well done!!! todays dm lesson as usual didn't involve much work but instead we debated which football code was the best, with a toss up between union and AFL. Throughout the lesson various james bond tunes where hummed as well but i'm not quite sure why we were doing this all i remember is sean walking in whistling it and so it's been stuck in my head every since... its a pretty catchy tune!! Sean took apart his USB and found some interesting substances within and it no longer works properly, maybe thats a sign that he shouldn't have been dissecting it.... anyway i have a specialist maths exam next lesson so i'd start studying for it!!!!
have a good one
Petey
Thursday, March 27, 2008
VODKA CRUWYSER
Hello all,
I have reached that point where i have done enough homework/assingments and classwork and decided to do something constructive, as the cruwys pun master i have decided to make a
"VODKA CRUWYSER"
click to see full size
Hope you all enjoy
- Sean
--Peter was impressed by the cruwys heads texture on the drink... it needs to be enlarged to be seen... Petey
I have reached that point where i have done enough homework/assingments and classwork and decided to do something constructive, as the cruwys pun master i have decided to make a
"VODKA CRUWYSER"
click to see full size
Hope you all enjoy
- Sean
--Peter was impressed by the cruwys heads texture on the drink... it needs to be enlarged to be seen... Petey
CRUWYSZILLA
I drew a picture of Rahul getting lasered by Cruwyszilla
It's titled "The Day Rahul Came to Class"
Click to view full size
-Chris
The funeral lesson
hello everyone,
today has brought us another fantasticaly filled IT normal lesson with the cruwys. Mr. Cruwys showed us his fashion sense with his funeral dress of black shirt AND tie... maybe he was mourning the death of seans code of which he just wrote over and so is now on strike and not doing any more work. As well as this, this lesson has been a world record lesson with no one accessing tribal wars for the first time ever!!!! but i better not speak to soon.... josh is mighty tempted. we also explored the wide depths of digg.com and found this: http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Gallery/gallery.html... the world beard championships.... we think that mr cruwys should grow his stubble longer and aim to enter next year.... anyway i better get back to my robot...
have a good one
Petey
today has brought us another fantasticaly filled IT normal lesson with the cruwys. Mr. Cruwys showed us his fashion sense with his funeral dress of black shirt AND tie... maybe he was mourning the death of seans code of which he just wrote over and so is now on strike and not doing any more work. As well as this, this lesson has been a world record lesson with no one accessing tribal wars for the first time ever!!!! but i better not speak to soon.... josh is mighty tempted. we also explored the wide depths of digg.com and found this: http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Gallery/gallery.html... the world beard championships.... we think that mr cruwys should grow his stubble longer and aim to enter next year.... anyway i better get back to my robot...
have a good one
Petey
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Peter got busted
Peters attempt at going undercover..... failed it turns out he does actually know what "tabs" are, although with some quick wit and flattery on peters behalf (also the lazyness of cruwys) nothing happened to him.
His tab to myclasses saved the day. Well the point of me writing this blog is because i can't be bothered writing the rest of my english (in IT). Which i'll probably go do now.
In another time.
-Sean.
His tab to myclasses saved the day. Well the point of me writing this blog is because i can't be bothered writing the rest of my english (in IT). Which i'll probably go do now.
In another time.
-Sean.
Double Major
Hello all,
we're in double major IT at the moment and attempting to get away with writing a blog in the middle of class... Mr Cruwys gets angry whenever we do this in class so we now have to go undercover...... During double major or dm its just me and sean (like ONLY me and sean in the whole class) so unfortunately you may not get the huge range of entertainment you might get in norm IT. To update you on this lesson sean has been writing his english oral (that is due in 30 minutes) all lesson and so hasn't really done much IT and I am trying to finish my It assignment which is creating a game of poker in java. Anyway I'd better get back to some work before cruwys catches me writing this...
have a good one
Petey
we're in double major IT at the moment and attempting to get away with writing a blog in the middle of class... Mr Cruwys gets angry whenever we do this in class so we now have to go undercover...... During double major or dm its just me and sean (like ONLY me and sean in the whole class) so unfortunately you may not get the huge range of entertainment you might get in norm IT. To update you on this lesson sean has been writing his english oral (that is due in 30 minutes) all lesson and so hasn't really done much IT and I am trying to finish my It assignment which is creating a game of poker in java. Anyway I'd better get back to some work before cruwys catches me writing this...
have a good one
Petey
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
CRUWYS OF THE WEEK 25/3/08
Your little bit of Cruwys for this week:
" What? " - Mr Cruwys
More Cruwys next week...
- Reece
" What? " - Mr Cruwys
More Cruwys next week...
- Reece
TRIBAL WARS??!
New additions
Hello everyone,
we've had a few more additions onto the "cruwysing through IT" blog team, with reece and his "cruwys of the lesson quote" and chris our resident nerd to keep us all in line. We hope that these new additions can bring a broad range of fun for all and we look forward to the much anticipated cruwys of the lesson quote. Sean is starting his "many faces of cruwys" segment where he is attempting the most amount of puns on the word "cruwys" as possible. Currently we are in the normal major of IT or norm IT for short and trying to get out of doing work which is building and coding a robot. So if any one has any items/suggestions of things to do then drop me a line at sir.nerdalot@gmail.com
have a good one
Petey
we've had a few more additions onto the "cruwysing through IT" blog team, with reece and his "cruwys of the lesson quote" and chris our resident nerd to keep us all in line. We hope that these new additions can bring a broad range of fun for all and we look forward to the much anticipated cruwys of the lesson quote. Sean is starting his "many faces of cruwys" segment where he is attempting the most amount of puns on the word "cruwys" as possible. Currently we are in the normal major of IT or norm IT for short and trying to get out of doing work which is building and coding a robot. So if any one has any items/suggestions of things to do then drop me a line at sir.nerdalot@gmail.com
have a good one
Petey
Rss feed update
Hello everyone again,
we now have a rss feed for all you cool people with google reader etc. so point your link to this:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/cruwysmissile
have a good one
Petey
we now have a rss feed for all you cool people with google reader etc. so point your link to this:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/cruwysmissile
have a good one
Petey
Pilot
Hello everyone,
this is our blog dedicated to our two IT classes and mr. cruwys our teacher. It is our aim to write a little blog each double major class about our experences within the class and of the people around us. There are two of us within this class being Peter (me) and Sean whom will be writing these blogs for you all. To give a brief explanation of the man mr cruwys himself, he has been a teacher for many years we really have no idea how long but it seems a long time, he loves to program random stuff and to cycle. He's had a few mentions within this huge realm of the internet, his debut being here: http://www.cyclingnews.com/mtb.php?id=mtb/2006/dec06/dec03aus_polaris where he came 63rd in the race with his partner mr. coe and he now hosts his very own website at http://eclipsathon.com/ and so you should go check it out and leave him a line or even join him on his epic quest into the unknown mystery!!! So please stick around for more blogs coming your way next lesson and leave us some comments so that we actually feel included and loved...
have a good one
Petey and Sean
this is our blog dedicated to our two IT classes and mr. cruwys our teacher. It is our aim to write a little blog each double major class about our experences within the class and of the people around us. There are two of us within this class being Peter (me) and Sean whom will be writing these blogs for you all. To give a brief explanation of the man mr cruwys himself, he has been a teacher for many years we really have no idea how long but it seems a long time, he loves to program random stuff and to cycle. He's had a few mentions within this huge realm of the internet, his debut being here: http://www.cyclingnews.com/mtb.php?id=mtb/2006/dec06/dec03aus_polaris where he came 63rd in the race with his partner mr. coe and he now hosts his very own website at http://eclipsathon.com/ and so you should go check it out and leave him a line or even join him on his epic quest into the unknown mystery!!! So please stick around for more blogs coming your way next lesson and leave us some comments so that we actually feel included and loved...
have a good one
Petey and Sean
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