Spreadsheet

Hello everyone,

welcome to yet another dm IT lesson, we got our dm spreadsheet today and i had to admit defeat to sean taking over the number one spot on the sheet, how i don't know for i beat him by 15 marks in a 20% assignment and he beat me by 2 in a 30% assignment and he's winning??? doesn't make sense... however that was the only dm work we did, ryan joined us today and we all tried to do some of our websites that are coming along nicely. Whats good this term is that the asssignment, yes is kinda hard, but we have ages to do it so it means we don't need to do it each lesson... useful. Mr Cruwys finally fully finished gran turismo by buying all the cars so he's doomed to only planning on the internet against other nerds. its has been rather quite this term so far with pretty much nothing interesting happening so i'm sorry for the kinda lame blogs but don't blame me.... blame the class

have a good one

Petey

CRUWYS OF THE WEEK 30/4/08

Your little bit of Cruwys for this week:

"I don't know, I'm an IT teacher" - Mr Cruwys

More Cruwys next week...

- Reece

html

hello everyone,

its time for another IT lesson!! we got our dm It class marks back and sean won the mahor project!! (by two marks), it's the first time that he's beaten me, i think, and so it was a cause for celebration!! however this is normal IT and so it's been html all lesson. Chris has yet again been showing us up with this web design skills with his very impressive website and we learned today of rahul's newish job.... at a pharmacy............. *hint hint*
but other than that today's lesson has been rather quiet maybe its due to reece's absent but hopefully he's got his cruwy's of the week quote.
anyway i'd better be going

have a good one

Petey

DINOSAURS!!!

I have returned!

A new comic! And before you ask, the dinosaur is definitely not Rahul.

Click to view full size!

- Chris

We're back!!

hello all,

we're back after our short two week holidays, i might have forgotten to tell you all that we are on holidays so thats why there hasn't been any posts for 2 weeks except from the cruwys of the week segment with reece working overtime. so schools back and luckily our first class of the term is IT normal where not much work is required so we can easily slide back into the routine of school. we got our marks back today and most people kept quite about it, it could be a sign that everyone failed, i would tell you my mark but then you'd all be jealous :D
mr cruwys is still yet to complete gran turismo 5 prologue yet again confirming that he is not a true fan of the game otherwise he would of played it non-stop until it was completed, like he's had two weeks to complete it and he still hasn't!!! staying on games for a moment; the new update for team fortress 2 comes out this week with a new map, 32 new medic achievements and 3 new unlockable weapons!! so if you don't own it yet then GO BUY IT and win at life!!
anyway i better go, mr cruwys just released the spreadsheet!!!

have a good one

Petey

CRUWYS OF THE WEEK 24/4/08

Your little bit of Cruwys for this week:

"I am still on holidays" - Mr Cruwys

More Cruwys next week...

- Reece

CRUWYS OF THE WEEK 16/4/08

Your little bit of Cruwys for this week:

"I am on holidays" - Mr Cruwys

More Cruwys next week...

- Reece

crab battle!!

hello all,

today is the battle of all the robots made previously this year. it's currently just the beginning of the class but we'll bring you exclusive live scores for you all to enjoy...

The teams are Rahul, Rathesh and justin - team ethnicity (they chose that not me :))
Nathan, Michael and John - team gibbo
Reece, Rory and Josh - team hazard agents
Ryan, Josh and Matt - team tribal wars
Chris, Peter and Sean - Team Laser Explosion X Delta Zero

First up is Ethnicity vs Gibbo -- due to battery issues it is rescheduled
Tribal Wars vs Hazard agents -- 0 - 3 -- in a very slow game with neither team looking very convincing the hazard agents manage to pull through and secure the points
Ethnicity vs Gibbo (take 2) -- 2 - 1 -- another slow game with Gibbo's team never doing anything and Ethnicity scoring an own goal, so ethnicity take the win
Team Laser Explosion vs Hazard agents -- 2 -1 with me scoring an own goal *shame* and chris replying with the quickest goal yet and then hazard agents scoring an own goal too
Ethnicity vs Tribal Wars -- 2 - 1 Ethnicity secure another easy win with Tribal Wars sneaking in a goal in the last seconds
Team Laser Explosion vs Ethnicity -- 1 - 2 with Team laser Explosion taking the early lead with an excelent own goal and then Ethnicity making a good reply. and unfortunately we need to conceed defeat... to the ethnics???
Team Laser Explosion vs Tribal Wars -- 0 - 3 early on and then chris went down followed closely by sean's and the bell is sounded ending the games

so at the end of the day the winners are:

Ethnicity with 3 out of 3 wins.. congratulations

anyway i hope you all enjoyed the live coverage here...

have a good one

Petey

hello all,

its getting harder to write blogs because i don't have as much free time anymore... *sigh* so i'm sorry i couldn't one in yesterday but here's the one for today!!! people are hard at work with their new websites doing the research to put in them or designing some cool graphics well everyone execpt sean and chris who have sat on digg all lesson looking at random things like the iPhone's release in australia in late june!!! check it out at: http://forums.mactalk.com.au/20/47520-australian-iphone-release-info-given-resellers-apple-australia.html#479025
mr cruwys got a haircut the other day so he's looking even more sauvé but other than that not much else has changed...
we got a comment the other day from "A.fan" so we speculated who that may be... there were a few candidates even mr. coe, but that is unlikely and we also got a mention on Joe's blog and so we've now been added onto google!!! so search cruwysmissile in google and you'll find his blog but unfortunately not ours :)
anyway i better get back to work

have a good one

Petey

CRUWYS OF THE WEEK 8/4/08

Your little bit of Cruwys for this week:

"If you hubby-whated-it what?" - Mr Cruwys

More Cruwys next week...

- Reece

another assignment....

hello all,

yet again we hand in an assignment one lesson he immediately hands out another one... however at least this one is on a completly different topic. we now have to complete a html webpage on 3 topics; OH&S *yawn*, the history of the internet and effective website principles... sounds thrilling eh? hopefully we'll post the best one up so you can all see mine... i mean the best one. the really sad thing about this assignment is that it's very close to the assignment he handed out in year 10, and even scarier is that rahul still has it on his USB!! like i have it at home but not on my USB. but not much else has happened today except from me, sean and chris looking up funny t-shirts that only nerds would understand. Reece has his quote of the week coming up soon so we can all look forward to that but that is all from me today...

have a good one

Petey

ex-students

a message for all old students of mr cruwys......

we've been hearing rumours that ex-students of mr cruwys have been reading this blog so if you have ever been in one of mr cruwys' classes then we'd like to hear from you... whether it was from 20 years ago or just 1if you'd like to add a post and say hello to the man himself then you can either leave a comment here and i'll give you the permissions to write a post or email me at sir.nerdalot@gmail.com.

have a good one

Petey

so long...............

hello everyone,

its been 3 days since i last spoke to you all and since somethings been added to the blog as well... how slack of everyone else. The test last normal IT lesson i thought was rather easy, i must thank reece for his answers however there were no multiple choice questions so i couldn't really use them unfortunately, but everyone said that they thought they did well but we will not find out our marks until next term because mr cruwys says he isn't going to start marking anything until the holidays. Me and sean had to hand in our dm assignment yesterday and we've already been given a new one... how depressing... the task is to convert our text based poker to a full GUI poker game but we've been given until the last day of the semester to finish it by so it means i can slack off for a bit. unfortunately we did not have any classes yesterday because we had to go to the wanniassa campus and talk to the little year 7's to 9's which sucked because it was obvious no one wanted to be there, however every co-ordinator thinks it went really well and that the younger years loved it... pfff as if. so you all had to suffer another day without a blog but it'll be worse after this week with the holidays coming up!!! only 4 days to go... yay. cruwys update: mr cruwys has declared in an official statement that he's going to get gran turismo 5 on friday and that whilst watching top gear last night he saw an add for the game and went through some serious withdrawal symptoms, certainly a sign that he needs to buy it tonight and bring in to class tommorrow..... but anyway i'll talk to you all this afternoon with normal IT.

have a good one

Petey

15 minutes

ahhhh 15 minutes left, all those hours of play team fortress 2 in preparation for this test will hopefully pay off!!! so this'll have to be brief... like a paragraph brief, hey your lucky i'm doing this anyway. as would be expected i don't really have much interesting stuff to report that happened in the class considering the class is 15 minutes old; however the highlights have been rory trying to insult his robot saying "move you dumb thing" as if it cares, and reece whom has been quoting sbemails all this time. Mr cruwys came to class today wearing a jumper, i know a first for this class its a bit bland only being black but things can only get better from here right?? well with only 11 minutes to go i'd better go...

have a good one

Petey

test day!!

its test day!!!
todays the big day, where both the assignment and test for normal It are due, already i've had to sit through the year 11's doing their dm IT test whilst i have to do "work", instead i just messed around with my robot thats due today and helped ryan with his.
fortunately for you all i may be able to squeeze in time for a blog in during our double today because mr cruwys is giving us 30 minutes before the test for us all to revise... pfff revision who needs it anyway??? i sent aidan (our media guy (for the school)) on a reconnaissance mission into mr cruwys office to try and find the answers to the test, he said that they'll probably be on his computers and so i told him to use his elite hacking skills to get into his computer and find me those tests!!!! anyway if anyone else has the answers to the test can you please leave them in a comment under this blog and you'll be hailed as like the coolest person ever.... (hint hint mr cruwys). unfortunately for you all its friday so you'll going to have to live the next two days of your life without hearing from me so you'd better make the most of this oppotunity, i on the other hand have to spend the next two days commenting 600 lines of code, oh what a joy... *sacasm*. anyway class is about to end so i'd better be off
have a good one

Petey

How The Legend Began 2

Reece here with the next instalment of “How The Legend Began”. Don't expect to understand any of this one either.

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Baby Mr Cruwys was sitting down, putting square blocks through circular holes. He had been doing this for 42 weeks and was starting to get hungry. So, he flew into space and grabbed a few planets and cracked them into a glass and drank them like eggs... like Rocky! He then put a jacket on and started bashing the meat of a dead 10-foot lion... like Rocky! He was wearing gloves... like Michael Jackson! He ran up the stairs and when he got to the top...
"What!? Baby Mr Cruwys is evolving! Baby Mr Cruwys evolved into Mr Cruwys!"
"Wow! Now I'm old enough to do stuff... like breath fire!" said Mr Cruwys in delight. Mr Cruwys decided to go to University to get a PHD in cool. He did, and every other student got their umbrella ella ella ella's clamped for thinking they could be as cool as Mr Cruwys. But there was no time to celebrate, Mr Cruwys could feel a disturbance in the force so he instant transmissioned to the problem.

What is the danger Mr Cruwys senses? What the hell is wrong with me? Why are you reading this?

TO BE CONTINUED!

WORDS!!

Sup n00bs,

I'm taking a short break from the whole drawing crappy drawings in MS Paint thing for a few days, because I feel that it's starting to get old, especially since they're all just Mr. Cruwys fighting giant dinosaurs / octopuses / robots. Not that it's a bad thing.

So I thought I'd take this time to tell you... Oh wait, I don't have anything to tell you. Except that I will be making a full page comic of Reece's How The Legend Began! I'm not sure whether it will be hand drawn or MS Painted yet though. It will probably end up being MS Paint. It should be done by the end of the weekend. Maybe. Anyway, the point is that I probably won't post anything on the blog until then.

Have fun existing.

- Chris

mr cruwys + psychology = ?

When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser.

wow its only the second blog since i decided to do a different one each time and i'm already struggling, i had to do a strong bad email one... because its the coolest show ever!!! today is the last lesson of IT before the robotics assignment is due so i'm going to have to be brief..... we discovered mr cruwys forth shirt today!!! its his "VOC" shirt which is just blue with a mackillop logo which isn't very interesting hopefully his final shirt will be even better!!! i hear that mr cruwys did a relief lesson yesterday for a psychology class and reports are coming in that he watched a video about a boy turning into a girl... and then turning back into a boy... sounds like a thrilling watch, hopefully someone within that class can leave a comment on how the class was. but anyway i'm going to have to go and i won't talk to you all about this class until monday because tommorrow there's a test.... uh oh...

have a good one

Petey

How The Legend Began

So peopletons, it's a me, Reece. Well, here is a story about Mr. Cruwys. Enjoy! Don't expect to understand any of it :P




In the beginning of time when Andy roamed around naked, the legend was born...
Optimus Prime and Spiderman were talking to each other about high petrol prices when... FUSE! Baby Mr Cruwys was made.
"Well, not too shabby" said Baby Mr Cruwys as he looked down at himself. But then there was a rumble from behind. A giant space octopus! From space! What was he gonna do? Run? For every other man this seemed like the only way to survive but not Baby Mr Cruwys. He was gonna smash this calamari back to Ocean Masters. The GS Octo attacked Baby Mr Cruwys with an Ink Drool attack.
"You little 8pussypoon 8nt gonna stop me!.. 8" Baby Mr Cruwys looked at the foul beast with so much anger to make Kane jealous and out came eye lasers. The Giant S Pus was hit but not down; it was hurt but now annoyed. The Octopus GS jumped at Baby Mr Cruwys.
"I'll Grand your Canyon,” said Baby Mr Cruwys as he used all his newly learned eye laser power at the GSO.
BANG!!!!
The Giant SO was destroyed and Baby Mr Cruwys had made the Grand Canyon. So, to celebrate his victory Baby Mr Cruwys grabbed a passing killer clown and threw it into the sun.
"Man, how I don't like to see you pregnant"

Is this a Power Ground Rip off? How will he not be a baby? Did Benjamin Franklin make the light bulb?

TO BE CONTINUED!

CONTINUED HERE.... How The Legend Began 2

cruwy's fashion sense

good news everybody.... another blog!!

wow what a new intro!!! so.... powerful.
after our 2 hours worth of IT yesterday we only got 50 minutes worth of IT today, with dm in the afternoon of which we both feel like falling asleep in. todays very uneventful lesson has mr cruwys showing his funeral colours again with his black shirt and tie, its like he just cycles through outfits, we should make a roster of what he'll be wearing next lesson and see if it comes true, he claims that he has 5 work shirts, we know of three; his funeral shirt, his mactechies shirt, and his light blueish shirt we wait in eager anticipation of his revealing of the next two shirts. today i've been given the joy of commenting all of my 500 lines of code... yay *sarcastically* whilst sean has been searching the internet for wierd things such as people's family crests.
todays is lego rory's birthday (this is actually true (maybe for the real person) even though we only first talked about him yesterday) so we wish him happy birthday and hope that the next year for him will be just as/even more lame and we hope we can assist him in reaching this goal. Anyways i better go...

have a good one

Petey

OH GOD! HELP ME!

Terrible news everyone! The robots that we have been making in class have malfunctioned, and have gone on a killing spree! I almost died... But I managed to get this photo of Mr. Cruwys, who seems to have unlocked the flame breath ability... He's taken out most of them... But we're still in danger...














- Chris

CRUWYS OF THE WEEK 1/4/08

Your little bit of Cruwys for this week:

" Not too shabby" - Mr Cruwys

More Cruwys next week...

- Reece

ps... wow this is the first post for april!! yay
HA! April Fools >_>

lego rory

hello all,

welcome to the second IT lesson of the day, i just realised how repetitive my "hello everyone" is kind of like professor farnsworth.... i should find a new one. todays lesson is completely different from yesterdays serious "lets do work" ethic and we're back to reece and sean causing havoc in the classroom. With reece talking about the lego rory his saviour... i quote "a nuclear bomb can destroy the world but not the lego rory" and "oh no we can't go around" lego rory: "we must go through it" *gun cocking*??? And mr cruwys threatening to put reece in the "naughty corner" which apparently is just behind me... Anyway moving on fast....... we've been getting quite a bit attention throughout school about this blog, wether that'll last (of which i doubt) with one interesting commment from mr goonan disapproving of our beautiful blog. anyway i'd better get going before mr cruwys gets over here....

have a good one

Petey

to be this weekend, or to be next

hello everyone,

this happens to be my third time writing this and so i'm kinda over it.... i keep posting without internet or accidently pasting over my work... grrrrrr
anyway todays going to be a good day for me and sean with 2 out of our 4 classes being IT that equates to up to 2 hours worth of IT today!!!! todays dm class has been qutie a subdued one with sean as usual not doing dm IT work but instead doing his normal IT, i've been trying to iron out some of my bugs in my poker game and we've had rahul sit in with us for this lesson trying to finish his normal IT assignment. but we're up to the under one week to go for our assignment but considering both of us have pretty much finished we now get to sit back, relax and do nothing (as usual)!! an update on mr cruwys; this lesson we've been debating wether mr cruwys should get his new ps3 and grand turismo 5 prologue this weekend or next, i say this weekend but mr cruwys is arguing that he "has to much work to do" pffff as if he ever does work, he's an IT teacher!!! i say that if he says he's a true fan then he'd get it ASAP like today... the others have been arguing over which final fantasy is the best sean is saying 8 whilst the others say 7, i personally have never played it and so have no opinon on it....
anyway i got to go (i hope this works this time!!)

have a good one

Petey

ps... wow this is the first post for april!! yay