Reece here with the next instalment of “How The Legend Began”. Don't expect to understand any of this one either.
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Baby Mr Cruwys was sitting down, putting square blocks through circular holes. He had been doing this for 42 weeks and was starting to get hungry. So, he flew into space and grabbed a few planets and cracked them into a glass and drank them like eggs... like Rocky! He then put a jacket on and started bashing the meat of a dead 10-foot lion... like Rocky! He was wearing gloves... like Michael Jackson! He ran up the stairs and when he got to the top...
"What!? Baby Mr Cruwys is evolving! Baby Mr Cruwys evolved into Mr Cruwys!"
"Wow! Now I'm old enough to do stuff... like breath fire!" said Mr Cruwys in delight. Mr Cruwys decided to go to University to get a PHD in cool. He did, and every other student got their umbrella ella ella ella's clamped for thinking they could be as cool as Mr Cruwys. But there was no time to celebrate, Mr Cruwys could feel a disturbance in the force so he instant transmissioned to the problem.
Baby Mr Cruwys was sitting down, putting square blocks through circular holes. He had been doing this for 42 weeks and was starting to get hungry. So, he flew into space and grabbed a few planets and cracked them into a glass and drank them like eggs... like Rocky! He then put a jacket on and started bashing the meat of a dead 10-foot lion... like Rocky! He was wearing gloves... like Michael Jackson! He ran up the stairs and when he got to the top...
"What!? Baby Mr Cruwys is evolving! Baby Mr Cruwys evolved into Mr Cruwys!"
"Wow! Now I'm old enough to do stuff... like breath fire!" said Mr Cruwys in delight. Mr Cruwys decided to go to University to get a PHD in cool. He did, and every other student got their umbrella ella ella ella's clamped for thinking they could be as cool as Mr Cruwys. But there was no time to celebrate, Mr Cruwys could feel a disturbance in the force so he instant transmissioned to the problem.
What is the danger Mr Cruwys senses? What the hell is wrong with me? Why are you reading this?
TO BE CONTINUED!
TO BE CONTINUED!
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