Tuesday, August 26, 2008

BOSS FIRING TIPS

hello everyone,

it's last period on tuesday and it's time for normal IT!!! what a lesson its been, unfortunately it was matt's last ever class with us ;( he's leaving us to get a full time job with defence!! he's now a public servant, so me, chris and sean made a lovely program that opened up a text file like 200 times and then closed his explorer so he couldn't do anything anymore, and then the text file had our top 10 ways to get your boss fired so that you get promoted.... it was such a touching moment... the list is right here:

BOSS FIREING TIPS:
1. Claim they harrassed you
2. Claim they sexualy harrassed you
3. Claim they abused their children
4. Plant drugs on them
5. Nuke them
6. Start a fight and lose and say they beat you up
7. Ninja's
8. Take photo's of them doing illegal things
9. Make a false account in the kaymen islands and claim they were stealing
10. Tell authoritys that they are an illegal immagrant and get them deported

there were alot of grammatical issues because sean wrote the list....big mistake (they're in bold)
and then my mouse broke, well the story is that last lesson some stupid kids were in here and they messed up my computer, primarily my mouse, and so it moved really weird like... like i don't know what they did but it felt different. so we had to fix it. STORY OVER!!!

and now me and chris are trying to fix our xlgames.awardspace.com (which you should all go to) because the URL's link terribly and its really annoying... and sean as usual has done nothing.

anyway have a good one

Petey

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