How The Legend Began

So peopletons, it's a me, Reece. Well, here is a story about Mr. Cruwys. Enjoy! Don't expect to understand any of it :P




In the beginning of time when Andy roamed around naked, the legend was born...
Optimus Prime and Spiderman were talking to each other about high petrol prices when... FUSE! Baby Mr Cruwys was made.
"Well, not too shabby" said Baby Mr Cruwys as he looked down at himself. But then there was a rumble from behind. A giant space octopus! From space! What was he gonna do? Run? For every other man this seemed like the only way to survive but not Baby Mr Cruwys. He was gonna smash this calamari back to Ocean Masters. The GS Octo attacked Baby Mr Cruwys with an Ink Drool attack.
"You little 8pussypoon 8nt gonna stop me!.. 8" Baby Mr Cruwys looked at the foul beast with so much anger to make Kane jealous and out came eye lasers. The Giant S Pus was hit but not down; it was hurt but now annoyed. The Octopus GS jumped at Baby Mr Cruwys.
"I'll Grand your Canyon,” said Baby Mr Cruwys as he used all his newly learned eye laser power at the GSO.
BANG!!!!
The Giant SO was destroyed and Baby Mr Cruwys had made the Grand Canyon. So, to celebrate his victory Baby Mr Cruwys grabbed a passing killer clown and threw it into the sun.
"Man, how I don't like to see you pregnant"

Is this a Power Ground Rip off? How will he not be a baby? Did Benjamin Franklin make the light bulb?

TO BE CONTINUED!

CONTINUED HERE.... How The Legend Began 2